CALL CENTER FUNNY CALLS

• Jack's Number

Caller: "Will you please give me the talephone number of Jack?"

Call Center Agent: "I am sorry sir, I don't understand who you are talking about"

Caller: "In the user guide, it clearly states that I need to plug the fax machine from the wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, will you give me his number?"

Call Center Agent: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall."

• Smart Spiel To Handle A Frustrated Caller

"Well if you are not completely satisfied with our product, remember that a little disappointment is good for building character."

• Blind Monitor

Caller: "I am having issues with my monitor."

Tech Support: "What kind of problem are you experiencing?"

Caller: "Well, I'm trying to print a document but the computer says "It can't find the printer."

So, I turned the computer's monitor to face the printer and it still says "Unable to find the printer."

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